Golf is hard. We make it funnier. ⛳
Par Pending is golf apparel for the rest of us: the weekend golfer who loses a ball on the first hole, blames the wind on the third, and signs a scorecard nobody discusses afterward. 🏌️
The name says it all. Par pending is the everyday golfer's permanent status. Par is coming. Just not yet.
What we believe
Golf is better when you can laugh at your own game. A joke on a shirt tells your group you're in on it, and it turns a bad hole into a story worth telling. 🍻
Our mission: to bring humor to the course for everyday golfers, so that every round, even a rough one, ends with a laugh and a story worth telling.
What we make
Graphic tees with dry, self-aimed humor about the things every golfer lives through:
- The Struggle: lost balls, slices, and three-putts 🌊
- The Excuses: the wind, the greens, and the sun 💨
- The Scorecard: creative math and generous mulligans 📝
- The 19th Hole: the real game starts at the bar 🍻
- The Foursome: side bets, slow play, and the group chat 🤝
We laugh at ourselves, never at beginners. The humor is sharp enough for a laugh and clean enough for a mixed foursome or a gift for Dad.
Who it's for
The foursome with a group chat full of insults and side bets. The beginner who feels out of place in polo-and-pro-shop culture. And anyone shopping for the golfer who never breaks 100. 🎁
See you on the first tee. ⛳